Befunge

beep | = B = | beige toaster

Befunge n.

A worthy companion to INTERCAL; a computer language family which escapes the quotidian limitation of linear control flow and embraces program counters flying through multiple dimensions with exotic topologies. Sadly, the Befunge home page has vanished, but a Befunge version of the hello world program is at http://www.catseye.mb.ca/esoteric/befunge.html.

beep | = B = | beige toaster